Home is Where My Dog is Arctic Fleece Blanket

Welcome to the elite league of snuggle royalty. This arctic fleece blanket is softer than your neighbor’s emotional support ferret and warmer than the judgment in your dog’s eyes when you leave the house without them. Whether you’re watching TV, pretending to work from home, or simply swaddling yourself in denial—this blanket is the coziest way to say, “Yes, I prioritize my dog over people.”

Made from 100% polyester fleece so plush it should probably be illegal, this blanket is your new excuse for not answering the door, folding laundry, or going out ever again. Available in three sizes—because everyone, from toddlers to full-grown nap warriors, deserves fluff-induced happiness.

Key Features:

• 🐾 100% Polyester – Soft, strong, and unapologetically clingy (just like your dog).
• 🐾 Thick & Fluffy – Because paper-thin blankets are for people who hate themselves.
• 🐾 Vibrant Colors – Eye-popping hues that’ll make even your dog’s chew toys jealous.
• 🐾 Hemmed Edges – Sewn like grandma used to—if grandma was a professional seamstress with a love for sarcasm.
• 🐾 One-Sided Print – Designed for maximum aesthetic appeal and minimum effort.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because it deserves spa treatment), gentle cycle with like-minded items.
• Tumble dry low—or air dry if you’re feeling extra responsible.
• No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning… basically, treat it better than your ex.

Size Guide:

Three sizes to fit every lifestyle—from “I need a throw for movie night” to “I’ve decided to disappear from society.”

• Small (30″ × 40″) – Baby burrito or dog nap throne.

• Medium (50″ × 60″) – For solo snugglers with commitment issues.

• Large (60″ × 80″) – You, the dog, and your emotional baggage—finally together.

Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with Netflix, zero plans, and a dog who thinks this blanket was made entirely for them. (Spoiler: they’re right.)

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