Dog Mom Fur Life Water Bottle 32oz
$39.37
Stay hydrated like the majestic, over-caffeinated dog mom you are with the Dog Mom Fur Life™ 32oz Water Bottle. Built from rugged stainless steel and powered by double-wall magic, it keeps drinks ice cold or piping hot longer than your dog can stay out of trouble. Leak-proof, judgment-free, and large enough to fuel you through a vet visit and three passive-aggressive neighbor encounters.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : Dog Mom Water Bottle, dog park hydration gear, funny stainless steel tumbler, large insulated bottle, leak proof sass flask
For the dog mom who’s out here chasing dreams, balls, and occasionally her own dog down the street, the Dog Mom Fur Life™ 32oz Water Bottle is your hydration hero. Built like a stainless steel tank but sassier, it features double-wall insulation to keep your beverages icy cold or lava hot — just like your emotions during nail trim appointments.
With a leak-proof lid tighter than your dog’s grip on your heart (or your sandwich), this bottle is made to survive hikes, errands, spontaneous dog zoomies, and emotional breakdowns in the Target parking lot.
✨ Key Features:
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Stainless Steel Construction: Rust-resistant, mom-tested, and ready to be dropped on the pavement at least three times.
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Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours — because you deserve a beverage that lasts longer than your patience.
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Leak-Proof Lid: Say goodbye to bag puddles and hello to adulting like a hydrated goddess.
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Powder-Coated Finish: Stylish, durable, and won’t judge you for refilling with iced coffee instead of water.
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Generous 32oz Capacity: Because sometimes, a regular water bottle just isn’t enough for all your barking responsibilities.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Hand Wash Only: Keep it clean with a gentle hand wash — this diva doesn’t do dishwashers.
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Warm Water + Dish Soap: A little scrub goes a long way (unlike your dog’s attention span).
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No Soaking: It’s a bottle, not a hot tub — quick clean, then dry.
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Air Dry Recommended: Let it chill on the counter, just like you after a walk.
📏 Size Guide:
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Big & Bold: 32oz of pure hydration power — perfect for long walks, chaotic car rides, or back-to-back Zoom calls.
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Easy to Grip: With a handle and shape designed for real hands, not influencer poses.
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Cup Holder Caution: It’s a bit of a diva in car cup holders, but it makes up for it with cold brew stamina.
💡 Pro Tip: This bottle is so big it doubles as a personal defense item when your dog starts barking at invisible intruders. Bonus: holds enough liquid to get you through obedience training and your post-class therapy session.
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32oz Height, in 10.43 Width with Handle, in 4.33 Diameter, in 3.62 -
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