Dog Mom Fur Life Water Bottle 20oz
$37.07
The Dog Mom Fur Life™ 20oz Water Bottle is your hydration sidekick for walks, whines, and wild tail-chasing chaos. With double-wall insulation, a leak-proof lid, and a stainless steel body tougher than your patience on bath day, it keeps your drink at the right temp — even when your life isn’t.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : 20oz sass-powered sipper, dog mom stainless steel bottle, funny insulated hydration flask, leak proof pet parent drinkware, stylish water bottle for chaos control
Because barking orders, picking up poop, and surviving Zoom calls requires serious hydration, the Dog Mom Fur Life™ 20oz Water Bottle is your sleek, spill-proof sip solution. Crafted from stainless steel and armed with double-wall insulation, it keeps your drinks hot, cold, or emotionally neutral for hours — just like you on a Monday.
With a power-coated finish tougher than your dog’s chew toy and a leak-proof lid that laughs in the face of tote bags, it’s the hydration hero every fur mom deserves (and every dog secretly resents for not being filled with gravy).
✨ Key Features:
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100% Stainless Steel Body: Durable, rust-resistant, and strong enough to survive the chaos of dog park diplomacy.
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Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks hot or cold longer than your dog can ignore a squirrel.
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Leak-Proof Lid: Because accidental “puppy bag tea” is not a trend we’re continuing.
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Powder-Coated Finish: Stylish, smooth, and doesn’t flake under pressure — unlike your last dog-sitter.
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20oz Capacity: The sweet spot between “quick walk” and “my dog ran off again.”
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Hand Wash Only: Keep it clean the old-fashioned way — gentle and dishwasher-free.
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Use Warm Water & Mild Soap: No harsh scrubbing needed, just a little love and suds.
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Air Dry: Let it breathe — just like you do after chasing your dog down the block.
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Do Not Soak: It’s a water bottle, not a spa guest.
📏 Size Guide:
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Height: 9.06 in – tall, like your expectations for leash etiquette.
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Diameter: 3.03 in – fits most cup holders and overly ambitious day plans.
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Width with Handle: 4.13 in – perfect for gripping during car rides and existential dread.
💡 Pro Tip: Ideal for early morning walkies, dramatic park exits, or sipping while side-eyeing someone who says “it’s just a dog.” Bonus: It pairs perfectly with dry shampoo, leggings, and last-minute sanity.
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20oz Height, in 9.06 Width with Handle, in 4.13 Diameter, in 3.03 -
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