Dog Mom Fur Life Tritan Water Bottle

For the dog mom who talks to her dog like a roommate and hydrates like it’s her job (because let’s be honest, it kind of is), the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Tritan Water Bottle is your eco-conscious, sass-ready sip solution. Crafted from tough Tritan and designed to outlast your dog’s attention span, this bottle is the stylish, sustainable sidekick you didn’t know you needed.

Available in two sizes for small sips or “I’m not stopping again” road trips, it features a grey spill-resistant lid, clear mouthpiece, and a straw for mess-free sipping — even when you’re mid-zoomie chase.

✨ Key Features:

• Durable Tritan Build: Lightweight, reusable, and tougher than your last houseplant.

• Spill-Resistant Straw Lid: Sip with grace, even if your dog just launched himself into your lap.

• Two Size Options: One for hydration, one for “do not approach me before coffee.”

• BPA-Free: Because your dog’s breath is toxic enough.

• Personalizable: Add your name, your dog’s name, or just a firm “NOPE” — it’s your bottle, your rules.

• Vibrant Colors: Designs pop brighter than your dog’s eyes when they hear “treat.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Hand Wash Only: Your dishwasher has enough trauma. Keep this one out.

• Gentle Clean Only: It’s Tritan-tough, not lava-proof.

📏 Size Guide:

• 16.9oz: Ideal for short walks, quick errands, or sipping while you avoid eye contact with other dog parents.

• 25oz: Built for long adventures, road trips, or back-to-back fetch sessions that no one asked for.

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for chaotic mornings, judgment-free sipping, and low-key pretending it’s not water. Add your own flair, clip it to your tote, and hydrate like the dog mom icon you are. Bonus: the straw lid lets you sip while side-eyeing strangers in one smooth motion.

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