Dog Mom Fur Life Sweatshirt Blanket

This isn’t just a blanket—it’s a sweatshirt that got promoted. Introducing the Dog Mom Fur Life Sweatshirt Blanket, crafted from cozy jersey-knit polyester and sprinkled with enough softness to make your actual hoodie jealous. Whether you’re binge-watching true crime with your dog or hiding from responsibilities, this is your plush partner-in-crime. One-sided print, heather grey base, and fluffier than your dog’s most dramatic shedding season.

⭐ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Sweatshirt Material: Softer than your ex’s excuses. Durable, snuggly, and wrinkle-resistant—just like you, probably.

• Vibrant One-Sided Print: Crisp, colorful artwork printed so bright even your dog will pause and admire it.

• Flat Folded Edge: Professionally hemmed for long-lasting cuddles and fewer unraveling existential crises.

• Two Size Options: Choose from “I need space” (60×50″) or “I’m building a snuggle fort” (80×60″).

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because real dog moms don’t have time for dry cleaning:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Gentle cycle

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry low

• Absolutely no ironing unless you’re into pain

• Do not dry clean—this blanket is laid-back, not high-maintenance

📏 Size Guide:

• 60″ × 50″ – Ideal for solo snugglers, couch naps, or a very possessive small-to-medium-sized dog who insists on sharing.

• 80″ × 60″ – For those who believe blanket coverage should be full-body AND full-soul. Great for sharing with a partner… or not. No judgment.

💡 Pro Tip: Keep one at home, one in the car, and one at grandma’s house—because forgetting this blanket once will haunt you forever. Also perfect for disguising yourself as a laundry pile to avoid social interaction.

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