Dog Mom Fur Life Stainless Steel Water Bottle Standard Lid
Price range: $28.05 through $34.08
Hydrate like the fabulous, fur-covered royalty you are with the “Dog Mom Fur Life” Stainless Steel Water Bottle. Whether you’re conquering the dog park, carpool line, or your third Zoom call of the day, this sleek sipper keeps your drinks hot enough to survive Monday and cold enough to out-chill your labradoodle. Available in three judgment-free sizes, it’s BPA-free, double-walled, and sass-certified. Twist, sip, strut.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : beverage diva essentials, Dog Mom Water Bottle, funny dog mom gift, pawsitively hydrated, stainless sass hydration
Stay hydrated like a responsible dog mom who definitely has her life together (or at least looks like she does while holding this bottle). The Dog Mom Fur Life Stainless Steel Water Bottle keeps your drinks colder than your ex’s heart for 24 hours—or piping hot for 12 if you’re into steamy sips. Available in three sizes for whatever level of hydration chaos you’ve got going on, this BPA-free, double-wall masterpiece is perfect for school, office, dog parks, or passive-aggressively judging people at yoga.
Key Features:
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Double-Wall Insulation – Because your drinks deserve emotional stability too.
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BPA-Free Brilliance – Sip safely and smugly knowing your water bottle is certified drama-free.
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Vibrant Colors – Your hydration game? Strong. Your color game? Even stronger.
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Matte Finish with Attitude – Feels smooth, looks bougie, performs like a champ.
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Twist-On Lid – Just like your life, it’s got layers and is (mostly) spill-proof.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only – because this fabulous bottle prefers a gentle spa day over a wild spin in the dishwasher.
- A quick soapy rinse is all this diva needs to keep looking glam.
- Treat it to a warm water and dish soap bath, and it’ll keep you hydrated (and judgmental) in style for years to come.
Size Guide:
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12oz – For quick errands and quicker judgments.
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18oz – Ideal for mid-level hydration and dog-walking marathons.
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32oz – For those days when the only thing you’re holding together is your water intake.
Pro Tip: Fill with coffee to survive the morning walk. Switch to water by noon. Wine after 5pm? We won’t tell. Just don’t mix all three… again.
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12oz 18oz 32oz Height, in 7.30 9.30 10.20 Diameter, in 2.87 2.87 3.54 -
Price range: $16.10 through $35.33