Dog Mom Fur Life Stainless Steel Water Bottle Sports Lid

Whether you’re sprinting after a squirrel-chasing fur missile or just surviving the emotional rollercoaster that is doggy daycare drop-off, the Dog Mom Fur Life™ Stainless Steel Water Bottle is here to hydrate your chaos. With a sleek double-wall stainless steel body, this bottle keeps your drink ice-cold or toasty warm while you pretend you’re in control of your life (and your dog).

Available in 12oz, 18oz, and 32oz sizes — because hydration needs vary depending on how many times your dog ignored you today. Comes with a twist-on sports lid for one-handed sipping, so you can hydrate like an athlete… or a highly functioning mess in leggings.

✨ Key Features:

• Vibrant Full-Color Design: Bright, bold, and just as extra as your dog’s Halloween costume.

• Matte Finish: Smooth and sleek — like the lies you tell yourself about “just one dog.”

• Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours and cold for 24 — unlike your dog, who can’t even sit for 12 seconds.

• BPA-Free: Safe for you, safe for your dog to judge.

• Twist-On Sports Lid: Sip like a champ during agility class, yoga, or the act of hiding in your car for 10 minutes of silence.

• Adult-Only Disclaimer: Because toddlers and stainless steel don’t mix. And no, your dog doesn’t count.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Hand Wash Only: Like your reusable tote bag and emotional boundaries, this bottle does not belong in the dishwasher.

• Warm Water + Dish Soap: Your go-to formula for cleaning the bottle and your conscience.

📏 Size Guide:

• 12oz: For casual hydration, or when you’ve already had three coffees.

• 18oz: The Goldilocks option — not too little, not too much, just enough to survive the afternoon zoomies.

• 32oz: For when your hydration needs are as dramatic as your dog’s reaction to the mailman.

💡 Pro Tip: Clip this bottle to your bag, stroller, or sanity. Perfect for walks, workouts, or whisper-screaming “leave it!” across the park. Bonus: It’s also great for passive-aggressively sipping while people say, “He’s just being friendly.”

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