Dog Mom Fur Life Soft Polyester Blanket
$18.15 – $36.92
Wrap yourself in the kind of warmth only a dog’s love and polyester fleece can provide. The Dog Mom Fur Life Soft Polyester Blanket is softer than your ex’s excuses, cozier than your inbox on airplane mode, and large enough to fit your emotional baggage (in three convenient sizes). Perfect for dog snuggles, human hibernation, and passive-aggressive living room lounging.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : canine cuddle couture, dog mom blanket, emotional support fleece, nap queen starter pack, pet hair camouflage
Ready to cocoon yourself in a warm, fuzzy reminder that you have a better relationship with your dog than most people do with their therapists? This Dog Mom Fur Life Soft Polyester Blanket is the plushy sidekick your chilly toes and over-caffeinated heart deserve. Available in 3 sizes of snuggle perfection, this blanket is soft enough to make your dog jealous and stylish enough to make your guests silently reevaluate their life choices. Wrap yourself in love, polyester, and unapologetic dog devotion.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece (300gsm): Softer than your last situationship and far more reliable. Thick, warm, and basically the textile version of a warm hug from your pup.
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Hemmed Edges: Because your blanket deserves a clean finish, even if your life doesn’t.
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Vibrant One-Sided Print: Let your design dreams run wild — only one side needs to impress. (Just like dating apps.)
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Seam Thread Matched to Design: We’re all about that coordinated aesthetic — because clashing is for your in-laws’ living room.
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Fluffy, Cozy, Unapologetically Extra: This isn’t just a blanket. It’s a lifestyle choice that says, “Yes, I will cancel plans for snuggle time.”
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on a gentle cycle, because drama is for reality TV, not laundry.
- Use mild detergent, avoid bleach, tumble dry low like you’re whispering a lullaby, and never ever iron or dry clean — that’s blanket abuse.
Size Guide:
Note: Blanket may arrive up to 3″ short, but hey, we all shrink a little under pressure.
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30″ × 40″ – Baby blanket? Lap blanket? Fancy shawl? You decide.
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50″ × 60″ – Perfect for one human and one judgmental Chihuahua.
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60″ × 80″ – King-sized comfort for queens (and their pets).
Pro Tip: Pair with your dog, a glass of wine, and a refusal to answer texts. That’s called self-care. Add one to your couch, bed, or existential crisis corner — we won’t judge.
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