Dog Mom Fur Life Slim Water Bottle
$23.08
Stay hydrated like the sassy, stylish dog mom you are with the Dog Mom Fur Life Slim Water Bottle — the 20oz stainless steel sidekick that keeps your beverages hot, cold, and your reputation hotter. It’s double-walled, vacuum-sealed, and dressed to impress in a sleek matte finish. Comes with a silver cap that screams, “I recycle, but make it fashion.” Hydration? Elevated. Judgmental stares from basic water bottles? Inevitable.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog mom merch, Funny Water Bottle, insulated dog mom bottle, paws and hydration, stylish dog lover gift
Whether you’re sipping your iced coffee like a civilized beast or hydrating between barking orders (to your dog, obviously), this 20oz Slim Water Bottle is your trusty hydration sidekick. It’s got more insulation than your ex’s emotional walls and a sleek matte finish that says “Yes, I do yoga… with my dog.” Show off your design while staying hot or cool – just like your attitude.
Key Features:
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Double-Walled Drama: Vacuum-sealed stainless steel keeps hot things hot, cold things cold, and you looking fabulous in between.
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Sleek & Sassy: Matte finish with a glossy design print because you deserve the spotlight, darling.
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One-Size-Fits-All Attitude: Holds 20oz of whatever keeps you going (water, tea, Pinot Grigio… we don’t judge).
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Stainless Steel Sass: Built tough to survive daily chaos, tantrums, and tug-of-war sessions.
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Silver Cap of Glory: Puts a shiny lid on your drama (or your beverage).
Care Instructions:
Treat this bottle like your favorite dog sweater — no harsh machines allowed.
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Hand Wash Only: Give it the spa treatment. No dishwashers, please — they’re too aggressive.
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Mild Soap Recommended: Keep it classy and chemical-free, just like your skincare routine.
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No Soaking or Scrubbing Like You’re Mad at It: Gentle is the name of the hydration game.
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Air Dry Like It’s on a Retreat: Let it chill upright, in peace.
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Avoid Extreme Heat: It’s cool, but not that cool — no microwaves or boiling water tantrums.
Size Guide:
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Height: Tall enough to turn heads (10 inches).
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Diameter: Slim and chic, just like it says on the label (2.75 inches).
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Translation: It fits in your car cup holder and your “I only carry one thing” lifestyle.
Pro Tip: Pairs well with messy buns, yoga pants, and unsolicited dog advice. Bonus: Also keeps coffee warm when the chaos begins before sunrise.
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20oz Diameter, in 2.75 Height, in 10.00 -