Dog Mom Fur Life Sky Water Bottle
$12.42
When your emotional support dog refuses to carry your emotional support water—enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Sky Water Bottle. Made from Eastman Tritan™ (because regular plastic is for amateurs), this 21.9oz hydration hero is spill-resistant, sass-approved, and comes in more colors than your last mood swing. Twist the lid, sip in style, and hydrate like your fur baby depends on it (they don’t, but let’s pretend).
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog hair not included, dog mom tritan bottle, funny reusable water bottle, spill-proof sass jug, stay hydrated ironically
Introducing the sassiest way to sip since the invention of the straw—our Dog Mom Fur Life Sky Water Bottle. Made from tough-as-nails Eastman Tritan™ (aka the superhero of plastics), this sleek 21.9oz bottle is here to keep you hydrated while screaming “I have emotional support water.” With a spill-resistant twist-on lid and a spectrum of 7 vibrant shades, it’s the accessory your leash hand never knew it needed.
Key Features:
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Eastman Tritan™ Magic: Built from premium, shatter-resistant Tritan™ so you can drop it, toss it, or emotionally support it without fear.
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Spill-Resistant Drama Saver: Twist-on lid means no leaks, no spills, and no public hydration embarrassment.
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Color Commitment Issues? Solved: Comes in 7 different color variants, perfect for every mood, outfit, or caffeine withdrawal stage.
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One-Wall Wonder: Lightweight and stylish for the dog park runway. You don’t need insulation to make a statement.
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BPA-Free & Proud: Safe, sassy, and ready to hydrate.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only. Why? Because this bottle is a diva and deserves gentle treatment—just like your favorite rescue mutt.
Size Guide:
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Height: 10.12 in – Tall enough to impress your barista.
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Diameter: 2.64 in – Slim enough to slide into your cupholder, yoga bag, or existential crisis.
Pro Tip: Match your bottle color to your mood—Fuchsia for dog park flirt, Blue for “forgot poop bags again,” and Graphite Gray for “I haven’t slept since Tuesday.”
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21.9oz Height, in 10.12 Diameter, in 2.64 -
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