Dog Mom Fur Life Shower Curtains

Some people hang art in galleries. Dog moms hang it in the bathroom. This fabulously fur-tastic shower curtain makes a bold statement: “Yes, I do need to be surrounded by dog-themed décor—even while exfoliating.” Crafted from durable, quick-drying polyester, this curtain holds strong against water and judgmental guests. It’s a daily reminder that cleanliness is next to dogliness.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester (a.k.a. dog-hair-resistant magic): Strong, dependable, and not remotely absorbent of canine chaos.

• One-Sided Print: All the sass is on the outside. Just like your dog.

• 12 Buttonholes for Hooks: Customizable hook options—because personality deserves hardware.

• Hooks Not Included (Like Your Patience When Bathing the Dog): Bring your own or borrow some from your mom.

• Adult Use Only: Sorry, toddlers. You’ll have to shower with a less iconic curtain.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold on gentle cycle with similarly dramatic items.
• Tumble dry low or hang it like the masterpiece it is.
• No bleach.
• No dry cleaning.
• No stress.

Size Guide:

• Width: 71″ – Wide enough to hide your shampoo collection and your questionable life choices.

• Height: 74″ – Tall enough to shield you from both water and judgmental bathroom mirrors.

• Fits Most Standard Showers – If your shower isn’t built for a giant, this curtain’s got you covered (literally).

Pro Tip: Pair it with a waterproof liner so you can laugh, lather, and lounge under the hot spray knowing your floors—and dog—are safe from splash zone surprises.

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