Dog Mom Fur Life Polyester Doormat
$14.08
Keep your floors clean and your sass levels high with the Dog Mom Fur Life Polyester Doormat—where muddy paw prints meet their match. This fabulously functional mat doesn’t just trap dirt; it traps judgment for those who dare walk in unannounced. Featuring a soft polyester top that lovingly hugs debris and a rubber grip base that refuses to budge (unlike your dog when it’s bath time), this doormat is the gatekeeper of good vibes and even better first impressions.
Categories : Home & Living, Rugs & Mats
Tag : dog mom doormat, funny pet welcome mat, polyester sass rug, sarcastic home decor, wipe your paws
Roll out the red carpet for paws and people alike with this fabulously functional Dog Mom Fur Life doormat. Whether it’s muddy paws, questionable shoes, or neighborhood drama you’re trying to keep out, this mat has your back (and your threshold). Built for light-duty indoor and outdoor sass-slinging, its soft polyester top politely says, “Wipe your feet, Karen,” while its anti-slip rubber base keeps it from performing impromptu magic carpet rides across your porch.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Top: Durable, quick-drying, and soft enough for precious paws or passive-aggressive toe stomps.
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Anti-Slip Rubber Backing: Stays in place better than your dog when they hear the word “vet.”
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Vibrant Dye Sublimation Print: Bright, long-lasting colors so your message of dog mom pride never fades, unlike your patience.
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Versatile Use: Great for doorways, patios, balconies, and passive-aggressive statements.
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Customizable Surface: Add your own art, quotes, or whatever passive dog-related quip you woke up thinking about.
Care Instructions:
- Give it a good shake like it’s your ex’s dusty excuses, or rinse it off with cold water.
- Air dry it like it’s enjoying a breezy spa day.
- No scrubbing marathons or detergent dramas required—just a quick freshen-up to keep your mat looking marvelous.
Size Guide:
Measuring in at a confident 18″ × 30″, this doormat is the perfect size for politely catching dirt and dramatically judging muddy shoes. Big enough to make a statement—small enough not to trip over.
Pro Tip: Place it somewhere your in-laws can’t miss it. Works wonders for setting expectations and keeping the floors clean. Bonus: doubles as a runway for your dog’s grand entrance.
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18” × 30” Height, in 18.00 Width, in 30.00 -