Dog Mom Fur Life Polyester Blanket
$42.15 – $52.48
Snuggle level: Expert. This ultra-soft fleece blanket is basically your emotional support system—warm, clingy, and always available (unlike your ex). Perfect for couch lounging, dog cuddling, and pretending winter isn’t ruining your vibe. One side printed, the other side judging your life choices in luxurious silence.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy chaos accessory, dog mom blanket, Fur Baby Fashion, polyester hug machine, snuggle-worthy fleece
Is your life 50% dog hair, 50% caffeine, and 100% cold all the time? Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Polyester Blanket – the unsung hero of cozy chaos. Whether you’re on the couch pretending to fold laundry, curled up watching 9 hours of dog videos, or wrapped like a human burrito at the beach, this blanket has your back (literally).
With a personality as soft as your dog’s belly and sassier than a poodle in pearls, this fleece beauty doesn’t just hug – it clings with commitment. And yes, it’s machine washable, because we know “don’t get it dirty” is not in your vocabulary.
Key Features:
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95% Polyester, 3% Viscose, 2% Spandex: Like the yoga pants of blankets—soft, stretchy, and suspiciously addictive.
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One-Sided Print: The other side? Mysteriously blank. Like your to-do list after 5PM.
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Black Trimmed Edges: As sleek as your sense of denial about how many throw blankets you really need.
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Water-Absorbent: For those tears of joy when your dog actually comes when called.
Care Instructions:
Because you’ve got better things to do (like rewatching Marley & Me for the 87th time):
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Machine wash cold (30°C max), gentle cycle
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Tumble dry low or let it lounge in the sun like your dog
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Non-chlorine bleach only (we’re not monsters)
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Iron on low if you’re feeling really fancy
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Dry clean only if your blanket deserves a spa day
Size Guide:
Don’t speak fluent inches? Don’t worry. Here’s your translation:
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50″ × 60″ – Big enough for you AND your dog. If they share. (They won’t.)
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50″ × 40″ – For small humans, big dogs, or commitment issues.
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60″ × 50″ – Slightly wider. Because sideways blanket burritos are a thing.
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40″ × 50″ – Compact coziness for the minimalist who hoards dog merch.
Pro Tip: Feeling emotionally fragile? Wrap yourself in this blanket, clutch your pup like a therapy pillow, and pretend the world doesn’t exist. Bonus points if you whisper “who’s a good hooman?” to yourself.
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