Dog Mom Fur Life Picnic Blanket
$45.02
Finally, a picnic blanket that says, “Yes, I have a dog, and yes, she’s better company than 90% of humans.” Whether you’re basking in the park or pretending to enjoy nature while scrolling TikTok, this fleece-and-waterproof beauty keeps you cozy, dry, and fashionably fur-midable. Dog hair not included (but highly encouraged).
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : bark-and-snack blanket, canine outdoor couture, Dog mom picnic essential, fetch and chill gear, paw-sitively waterproof
Picnics are nature’s way of telling you to sit on the ground and pretend it’s relaxing. Enter this Dog Mom Fur Life Picnic Blanket—a heroic fusion of snuggly softness and water-resistant wizardry. Whether you’re lounging in the park, tailgating in style, or pretending you’re into sports just to bring your dog along, this fleece-topped, oxford-bottomed beauty says, “Yes, I picnic… but make it bougie.”
It’s got one job: to keep your rear dry and your vibe sky-high. Comes with its own buckled strap because carrying convenience is the true MVP.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece Front: So soft you’ll question whether you’re still outdoors or accidentally sat on your dog’s bed.
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Water-Resistant Oxford Cloth Back: Shields you from damp grass, muddy earth, and that one sneaky puddle you always find after sitting down.
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One-Sided Print: Your style, your blanket, your unapologetically extra picnic.
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Flat Folded Edge: Reinforced for those accidental tug-of-war games when your pup mistakes it for a deluxe chew toy.
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Black Carrying Strap: For hands-free strutting to the perfect picnic spot.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash separately—cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
- Do not bleach (even if your dog “decorates” it).
- Tumble dry: low heat.
- Do not iron or dry clean—this isn’t a prom dress, it’s a picnic blanket.
📏 Size Guide:
One Size Only: 61″ × 51″ (155cm × 129.5cm)
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Perfectly sized for two humans, one Great Dane, and several judgmental squirrels.
💡 Pro Tip: Doubles as a cape when your dog finally catches that frisbee and you want to exit the park like a champion.
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61″ × 51″ Length, in 61.00 Width, in 51.00 -