Dog Mom Fur Life Pennant
$17.05
This bold, one-sided pennant lets the world (or at least your guests) know who really runs the house—and spoiler: it has four legs and a snack obsession. Lightweight, durable, and fabulously dramatic, it’s the wall flair your fur-filled life deserves.
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : canine home vibes, dog mom pennant, funny wall banner, fur baby flag, pet lover decor
Nothing says “This house is run by a dog and I just pay rent” like a Dog Mom Fur Life Pennant proudly swinging from your wall. It’s the ultimate decorative upgrade for the dog-obsessed human who believes every room deserves a splash of fur-sonality.
Crafted from durable poly twill (translation: fancy fabric that survives accidental tail whips), this one-sided, boldly printed pennant includes a wooden dowel and rustic twine—because dog moms are all about that artisanal flair. Whether it’s your living room, office, or emotional support corner by the dog bed, this pennant adds instant authority to your dog mom credentials.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester Twill Fabric: Stronger than your dog’s will to ignore squirrels. Keeps its shape even after years of accidental Zoom background cameos.
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Vibrant, Saturated Print: Bold colors that say, “Yes, I do kiss my dog on the mouth. You mad?”
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Wooden Dowel & Twine Hanger Included: Rustic, sturdy, and ready to hang. Color tone may vary—just like your dog’s mood when the mailman shows up.
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Laser-Cut Edges: Clean, crisp edges that scream “I have my life together” (even if your living room is 70% chew toys).
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One Size, All Sass: Just big enough to make a statement, but not so big it knocks your dog’s portrait off the wall.
🧽 Care Instructions:
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Spot Clean Only – Dab, don’t drown. Gently clean with a soft cloth and mild soap.
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Avoid Washers & Drama – Pennants are sensitive, just like your dog when you don’t share snacks.
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Keep Away from Chew Zones – It’s wall art, not a tug toy. Trust us, your dog will try.
📏 Size Guide:
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Pennant (18″ × 21″) – Just the right size to shout “I’m a proud dog mom” without needing a megaphone. Big enough to catch eyes, but not so big it steals the show from your pup’s framed graduation photo from obedience school (that they barely passed).
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Hanging Length (25″) – Includes the length of the twine when the pennant is hung, giving it that perfectly dramatic droop—like your dog’s ears when they realize the mail wasn’t for them.
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Dowel Length (24″) – A sleek wooden dowel that keeps your pennant looking straight and stylish. Bonus: also works as a makeshift wand when casting protective spells over your dog’s treat stash.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this pennant with a matching snarky doormat and a framed photo of your pup looking majestic in mid-zoomie. Your home will go from “nice” to “certified barkitecture” in seconds.
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18″ × 21″ Width, in 18.00 Length, in 21.00 Length (while hanging), in 25.00 Dowel length, in 24.00 -
Price range: $16.10 through $35.33