Dog Mom Fur Life Minky Blanket
Price range: $24.58 through $38.42
Wrap yourself in the emotional support equivalent of a blanket with this outrageously soft Dog Mom Fur Life Minky throw. It’s plush, it’s sassy, and it’s so cozy your dog will try to claim it as their own—again. Perfect for couch snuggles, dramatic sighs, and pretending you’re not covered in pet hair.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cuddle tested, dog mom blanket, fur baby approved, minky madness, paw-sitively soft
Get ready to snuggle like a spoiled pup in this Dog Mom Fur Life Minky Blanket. Made of 100% polyester that’s fluffier than your dog’s Instagram fan club, this ultra-soft microfiber fleece throws shade at ordinary blankets. Whether you’re binge-watching dog videos or contemplating why your fur baby has better taste in treats than you, this is the blanket that says: “I take lounging very seriously.”
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Fluffier than your neighbor’s Pomeranian and just as loyal.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed so bright and bold, even your dog might try to chase it.
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Soft and Plush Material: Feels like cuddling a cloud—if clouds came in sass and dog hair.
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Flat Folded Edge: Neat, clean, and won’t fray under the pressure of a full-blown nap attack.
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One-Sided Print: Let your design shine while the back keeps it cozy and classic.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
- Tumble dry low (unlike your standards)
- Never bleach unless you want your blanket to audition for a horror movie.
Size Guide:
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30″ × 40″ – Baby blanket or small lap cuddler, also great for tiny humans or cats who think they’re dogs.
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40″ × 60″ – Mid-size snuggle zone: ideal for solo binge sessions or shared reluctantly with a dog who doesn’t understand personal space.
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50″ × 60″ – Maximum comfort. Maximum sass. Maximum dog hair collector.
Pro Tip: Buy two—one for you and one for your dog. You say you’ll share, but we both know how that ends: with you cold and your dog living their best blanket life. 🐾
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30″ × 40″ 40″ x 60″ 50″ × 60″ Width, in 30.00 40.00 50.00 Length , in 40.00 60.00 60.00 -
Price range: $16.10 through $35.33