Dog Mom Fur Life Matte Banner

Let’s cut to the chase—your dog is a big deal. Like, celebrity-in-the-household big. So why not announce it to the world (or at least the neighborhood) with the Dog Mom Fur Life Matte Banner? Whether it’s decorating your living room, backyard fence, garage gym (that your dog thinks is a nap cave), or a high-stakes dog birthday party, this bold vinyl beast is made to hang loud and proud.

With eight sizes ranging from “tastefully bold” to “visible from space,” it’s printed on durable, matte-finish blockout scrim vinyl so the sun doesn’t steal the spotlight from your fur baby. Indoor or outdoor? Rain or shine? Bark or howl? This banner shows up, grommets and ropes in tow.

✨ Key Features:

• 15oz Blockout Scrim Vinyl: Thick, rugged, and ready to endure sun, rain, and the emotional rollercoaster of owning a Labrador.

• Matte Finish, Full Color Print: Anti-glare. Pro-attitude. Keeps it classy while screaming DOG MOM LIFE in HD.

• Brass Grommets Every 2-3 Feet: Hanging made easy, like your dog’s decision to roll in mud.

• Four White Ropes Included: Because we’re not sending you out there to wrestle the wind unarmed.

• For Indoor and Outdoor Use: Versatile enough to hang at home, at events, or right on your front porch for maximum paw-litical messaging.

• Trimmed Edges: Smooth, sleek, and well-behaved—unlike someone we both know who just chewed your slippers.

🧽 Care Instructions:

• Spot Clean Only – Use mild dish soap and warm water.

• No Harsh Chemicals – This banner is bold, not bitter.

• Non-Abrasive Cleaners Only – Like your tone when someone calls your dog “just a pet.”

📏 Size Guide:

(Yes, all banners are equally extra. Just like your pup.)

Horizontal Sizes:

• 48″ x 24″ – Subtle flex

• 72″ x 36″ – Full frontal fur fanaticism

• 96″ x 60″ – Honestly… this is a billboard

Vertical Sizes:

• 24″ x 48″ – For tasteful hallway drama

• 36″ x 72″ – The front-door statement

• 60″ x 96″ – For backdrops, birthdays, and bark mitzvahs

💡 Pro Tip: Hang one in your yard and wave to every passerby as your dog barks uncontrollably behind it. It’s like an audio-visual performance art piece titled “My Life is Run by a Dog, and I’m Fine With That.” Also makes a fabulous gift for dog moms who want just one more piece of décor to remind guests what’s really important.

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