Dog Mom Fur Life House Banner
$29.70
Wave your fur-mom flag high—literally. This “Dog Mom Fur Life” house banner is 36″x60″ of weatherproof polyester sass, printed on both sides so the whole neighborhood knows where the true alpha lives (hint: it’s not the one who pays the mortgage). Fade-resistant, fabulous, and totally unapologetic—just like your dog’s attitude at the vet. 🐾🏡💅
Categories : Home & Living, Home Decor
Tag : canine-approved signage, dog mom house banner, sarcastic pet flags, weatherproof woofer decor, yard flair with fur
Who needs a “Welcome” mat when you can scream “Dog Mom Fur Life” in bold polyester from your porch like a suburban town crier with taste? This house banner isn’t just a flag – it’s a lifestyle declaration. Whether you’re hosting a doggy brunch or just trying to keep up with the lawn-decorating Joneses, this vertical masterpiece is your ticket to neighborhood envy. Rain or shine, your dog devotion waves proudly in double-sided splendor.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester: As loyal and low-maintenance as your dog (unless it’s a husky).
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Weatherproof & Fade-Resistant: Sun? Rain? Bring it. This banner can outlast your will to rake leaves.
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Double-Sided Design: Because you have dog mom energy coming and going.
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Top Sleeve for Pole: Just slide onto any standard flagpole (or dramatically wave it from your balcony like a canine queen).
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No Flagpole Included: We trust you to provide your own stick.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Take it down when it’s not flying proud.
- Wash with neutral detergent if it gets hit with, say, the neighbor’s sprinkler or enthusiastic squirrel spray.
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 36 inches – Wide enough to be noticed from across the street (or by that nosy neighbor who always pretends they’re not looking).
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Length: 60 inches – A full five feet of glorious, vertical dog mom pride flapping heroically in the wind like a fur-loving superhero cape for your house.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with a porch full of muddy paw prints and a howling chorus at 6 a.m. for full Dog Mom Realness™. Optional: matching t-shirt, iced coffee, and a “this house runs on dog hair and caffeine” sign.
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36″ × 60″ Width, in 36.00 Length, in 60.00 -
Price range: $16.10 through $35.33