Dog Mom Fur Life Garden & House Banner

Let’s be real—your neighbors already know you talk to your dog like it’s a person. Why not make it official with a banner that screams “I vacuum dog hair off my couch daily and I’m PROUD!” The Dog Mom Fur Life Garden & House Banner transforms your outdoor (or indoor, no judgment) space into a proud shrine of canine obsession. Printed on durable poly poplin-canvas, this vertical wonder flaps gloriously in the breeze as if whispering “My dog is better than your honor student.”

With its top-sleeve design, it’s easy to hang on any standard flagpole. Just slide it on and let the wind do its thing. Note: Banner does not bark back or fetch your coffee. Still awesome though.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Poly Poplin-Canvas Fabric: Light enough to catch a gentle breeze. Tough enough to survive a squirrel ambush.

• Two Sizes of Tail-Wagging Glory

  • Small (12” × 18”): For subtle bragging.

  • Large (24.5” × 32”): For when you’re ready to go full “DOG MOM ENERGY.”

• Double-Sided Design: Same glorious print on both sides, flipped over the long edge—because dog moms don’t do boring.

• Black Inside Lining: Like eyeliner for your banner. Just classier.

• Sleeve at the Top: Easy to hang. Zero engineering degree required.

• No Pole, Hooks, or Fasteners Included: We trust you know how to supply your own hardware, DIY Queen.

🧽 Care Instructions:

• Spot Clean Only – Gently clean small areas instead of machine washing to keep your banner looking fresh and fabulous.

• Use a Soft, Damp Cloth – A microfiber or soft cloth slightly moistened with water works best to wipe away dirt or dust without damaging the print.

• Avoid Harsh Chemicals – No bleach, no problem. Harsh cleaners can ruin the design, so keep it gentle.

• Do Not Machine Wash or Dry – This banner doesn’t enjoy spin cycles. Hand TLC only, please.

• Air Dry if Wet – If it gets damp, let it hang dry naturally like it’s on a doggy spa retreat.

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (12″ × 18″) – Perfect for garden stakes, mailbox posts, or showing off your dog mom pride without overwhelming the petunias. Think of it as your banner’s flirty first impression.

• Large (24.5″ × 32″) – Ideal for porches, fences, or anywhere that screams “My dog rules this house—and possibly the entire neighborhood.” Bold, proud, and impossible to ignore—just like your fur baby.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair your banner with a matching dog bandana, a cup of iced coffee, and an exaggerated sigh as you watch your dog eat grass for the 12th time today. Bonus points if you shout “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?” every time someone walks past your yard. (Spoiler: It’s always your dog.)

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