Dog Mom Fur Life Crushed Velvet Blanket

Is your couch lacking a little “wow” and a lot of “woof”? Fix that immediately with the Dog Mom Fur Life Crushed Velvet Blanket. This shimmering, fluff-tastic snuggle weapon is here to say, “Yes, I’m extra—and so is my dog.” Made from 100% polyester so soft you’ll swear it flirted with your skin, it’s the perfect blanket for lounging, bragging, and demanding attention like a pampered pug at a dog park runway show.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Magic: Durable, quick-drying, and smooth like your dog’s moves when food hits the floor.

• Hemmed with Sass: Neatly zig-zag stitched edges that say “I’m built to last, even if your attention span isn’t.”

• Vibrant Colors, Darling: Bold, crisp, and unapologetically fabulous. Like your dog. Like you.

• Soft, Fluffy, and Fabulously Flashy: This isn’t just soft—it’s crushed velvet soft. It’s basically the prom dress of blankets.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash separately in cold water (because it’s as dramatic as your Chihuahua during bath time).
• Gentle cycle only.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low—because high heat is for bad life decisions.
• No ironing or dry cleaning unless you moonlight as a blanket concierge.

Size Guide:

• Just one glorious size: 50″ x 60″ (aka “perfect for one dog mom and one judgmental lapdog”).
• Soft enough for snuggling, big enough for sharing—if you’re into that sort of thing.

Pro Tip: Drape it over your couch, wrap yourself in it like a burrito of dog-loving glam, and prepare to be mistaken for a luxury home decor influencer. Add a latte and a side-eye for the full effect.

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