Dog Mom Fur Life Black Mug 15oz
$9.80
Because 11oz just wasn’t enough to survive another day of bark-filled chaos. This 15oz glossy black mug delivers maximum caffeine with minimum judgment—perfect for dog moms who run on coffee, cuddles, and sheer canine-fueled willpower.
Categories : Home & Living, Mugs
Tag : Caffeine Powered Parenting, dog mom mug, funny black mug, Glossy Mug Drama, Large Coffee Mug for Chaos
Behold, the holy grail of dog mom survival tools: the 15oz black ceramic mug that holds enough coffee to make it through a morning of barking, begging, and unsolicited face licking. Sleek, glossy, and moody—just like your soul before caffeine kicks in.
This sturdy, glossy bad boy screams “I haven’t slept since my dog discovered squirrels.” With plenty of space for coffee, tea, or emotional support hot chocolate, it’s the ultimate beverage vessel for the overworked, undercaffeinated canine caretaker.
🐶 Key Features:
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Glossy Black Ceramic: Because your aesthetic is “midnight thoughts and muddy paw prints.”
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15oz Capacity: Holds more fuel for your daily fetch-and-fume lifestyle.
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C-Handle Grip: For hands juggling leash, phone, and dignity.
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Microwave-Safe: Warm up your coffee or the cold, dead stare you give people who say “it’s just a dog.”
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Dishwasher-Safe: No hand-washing required—save that energy for chasing your dog down the street.
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Lead & BPA-Free: Your dog eats socks, but you deserve better.
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Made in China: Comes with a tiny sticker and zero judgment.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Dishwasher-safe for those “I can’t even” days.
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Or go old-school and hand wash like you’re trying to impress the dog with your work ethic.
📏 Size Guide:
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Large and in Charge: Holds more than your average mug—because your dog-related stress isn’t average either.
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Power Sipper: Built for long mornings, longer leash walks, and bottomless beverage needs.
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Fist-Friendly Handle: Fits even the most clenched “Why is he barking at the wind again?” grip.
💡 Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with fuzzy socks, existential dread, and a playlist titled “Music to Cry Over Dog Hair On Black Clothes.”
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15oz Height, in 4.69 Diameter, in 3.43 Diameter (with handle), in 5.00 -
Price range: $16.10 through $35.33