Dog Mom Fur Life 20oz Insulated Bottle
$24.28
Stay hydrated and emotionally intact with the Dog Mom Fur Life™ 20oz Insulated Bottle — your leak-proof, judgment-free companion in the wild world of dog parenting. With double insulation, a stainless steel screw-on lid, and eco-warrior vibes, it keeps your drink at the perfect temp while you pretend everything’s under control. (It’s not. But your water bottle is.)
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog mom insulated bottle, eco friendly dog lover gear, funny water bottle for pet parents, leak proof hydration buddy, stainless steel sass flask
Say goodbye to single-use plastic and hello to sustainable sass with the Dog Mom Fur Life™ 20oz Insulated Bottle — the only thing in your life that actually keeps its cool. This sleek, double-wall stainless steel bottle doesn’t just hold your drink, it holds your dignity during chaotic leash tangles and emotionally draining vet visits.
With a spill-proof screw-on top and a silicone seal tighter than your dog’s grip on their favorite squeaky toy, it’s perfect for hydrating in style while chasing tail… literally or metaphorically.
✨ Key Features:
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Lightweight Stainless Steel: Built to resist rust, corrosion, and emotional baggage.
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Double Insulation: Keeps your drink hot or cold for hours — unlike your dog’s attention span.
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Leak-Proof Lid: Because puddles belong on walks, not in your tote bag.
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Eco-Friendly: Replaces single-use plastics and your need to carry emotional support iced coffee.
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Sleek & Stylish: As chic as your dog’s Instagram, minus the drool.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Hand Wash Only: Because this bottle, like your dog’s favorite plush toy, deserves a gentle touch.
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Warm Water + Soap: Clean with care, like it’s the last ounce of peace and quiet you have left.
📏 Size Guide:
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One Size (20oz): Just enough to get you through a walk, workout, or one-sided conversation with your dog.
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Tall & Slim Design: Fits in most cup holders, backpack pockets, and existential crises.
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Cap with Silicone Seal: Locks in liquids and your last shred of sanity.
💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for walks, yoga, or dramatically sipping while your dog barks at literally nothing. Pair with oversized sunglasses and “don’t talk to me” energy for best results.
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20oz Diameter, in 2.68 Height, in 10.63 Cap diameter, in 1.57 -
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