Best Dog Mom Ever Woven Blanket – A Snuggle Statement in Cotton and Sass
$32.95
Wrap yourself in the warm embrace of maternal dog devotion with the Best Dog Mom Ever Woven Blanket. Made of 100% cozy cotton and sprinkled with just the right amount of emotional support fringe, this blanket is perfect for snuggling, sobbing during ASPCA commercials, or proudly showcasing your canine obsession. It’s not just a throw—it’s a personality statement with tassels.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy cotton throw, dog lover home, dog mom gift, pet parent decor, woven blanket
Wrap yourself (and probably your dog, let’s be honest) in cozy cotton glory with the Best Dog Mom Ever Woven Blanket. Whether you’re showcasing your pup’s glamour shot or a bold graphic that screams “Dog Hair Is My Glitter,” this heirloom-worthy throw brings high-fashion nap vibes and gallery-wall chic to your living room. Made from 100% cotton with colorful fringes that say, “Yes, I have excellent taste and a four-legged child,” it’s basically your personality woven into a blanket. Display it proudly or wrap it around you during your fifth rewatch of Beethoven—we won’t judge.
Key Features:
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🧶 100% Cotton: Made of specially spun fibers strong enough to survive both Netflix marathons and slobbery sneak attacks.
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📸 Photo Variant: Perfect for high-res glamour shots of your dog. Or your dog’s Instagram headshots.
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🎨 Artwork Variant: For bold, colorful designs that bark louder than your neighbor’s Chihuahua.
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🎀 Fringed Edges: Like adding tassels to your fabulous personality—frilly, fun, and just the right amount of extra.
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📏 Three Sizes: From “lap nap” to “whole couch takeover.”
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle with mild detergent. Tumble dry low. Bleach only if your dog’s muddy paw prints require divine intervention.
Size Guide (Imperial):
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Small: 52″ × 37″ (perfect for lap-snuggling or small dog swaddling)
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Medium: 60″ × 50″ (ideal for couch dominion)
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Large: 80″ × 60″ (blanket fort size—dog mom approved)
Size tolerance ± 2.5″ — because perfection is overrated, and dogs don’t care.
Pro Tip: Choose the Photo variant for capturing every whisker and wet nose in high definition. Opt for the Artwork variant if your design screams bold, sassy, and unasham edly obsessed with dogs—just like you.
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52” × 37” Width, in 52.00 Length, in 37.00 Size tolerance (±), in 2.50 -