Key Features:
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100% Polyester Diva Material: Wrinkle-resistant and holds strong through dog hair and judgment.
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Blackout Magic: Keeps the sun out and your binge-watching lifestyle safe from UV interruptions.
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Vibrant Like Your Dog Voice: Prints so crisp, they might bark back.
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Sizeable Sass: At 50″ x 84″, it’s got enough coverage to hide that weird pile of laundry you swore you’d fold last week.
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Rod Pocket Included: Because curtain rods don’t just levitate, Karen.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart). No bleach unless you’re into the abstract look. Tumble dry low. Avoid ironing unless you’re oddly into that sort of thing.
Size Guide:
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Width: 50″
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Height: 84″
Note: Size variance of up to 1″, because perfection is a myth—unless we’re talking about your dog.
Pro Tip: Hang this curtain to block out the sun and the haters. Bonus points if you add matching dog bed curtains so your pup can sleep in style too.
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| 50″ × 84″ | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 50.00 |
| Height, in | 84.00 |