Best Dog Mom Ever Velveteen Microfiber Blanket – Double the Sass
$28.67
This is the blankie your soul has been searching for. The Best Dog Mom Ever Velveteen Microfiber Blanket (Two-Sided Print) is the double-sided cuddle sandwich you didn’t know you needed. With plush softness that rivals a golden retriever’s ear and the visual flair of a red carpet gala, this blanket says, “Yes, I spoil my dog. No, I won’t apologize.” Perfect for Netflix binges, fireside snoozes, or dramatic diary entries.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : Best Dog Mom Ever, cozy fleece blanket, dog mom gifts, two-sided print blanket, velveteen blanket
Some say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Those people clearly never met this blanket. Whether you’re binge-watching with your pup, sipping wine like a couch queen, or pretending your life is together (blanket burrito style), this two-sided masterpiece has you covered—literally. Soft as a freshly fluffed golden retriever and sassier than a poodle in Prada, it’s the ultimate accessory for dog moms who take snuggling very, very seriously.
Key Features:
🐾 Two-Sided Print – Why settle for one fabulous side when you can have two?
🐾 100% Polyester – Durable enough for real life, soft enough for dog naps.
🐾 Velveteen Softness – Feels like snuggling a cloud, if that cloud were best friends with your dog.
🐾 Stitched to Impress – 2″ hemmed edges that scream “I’m classy AND cozy.”
🐾 Vibrant Colors – Your design will pop harder than a tennis ball in a bulldog’s mouth.
Care Instructions:
🫧 Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F), gentle cycle – or hand wash if you’re feeling fancy.
🧼 No bleach – unless you’re trying to create avant-garde “distressed” vibes.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or air dry while watching your dog judge you from the couch.
🚫 Do not iron or dry clean. This isn’t prom, it’s a blanket.
Size Guide (Imperial):
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30″ × 40″ – Toddler? Chihuahua? Secret snack stash?
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60″ × 50″ – Perfect for couch cuddles and low-level commitment.
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80″ × 60″ – Because queen energy deserves a queen-sized snuggle.
Pro Tip: Use it as a picnic blanket, a dramatic cape, or an emotional support shield during awkward family visits. It’s not just a blanket—it’s a lifestyle statement. Also, your dog will probably steal it. You’ve been warned.
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40″ × 30″ Length , in 40.00 Width, in 30.00 -