Best Dog Mom Ever Tea Towel – Wipe With Pride and Cook With Sass
$18.87
Declare your dog devotion while drying dishes like a domestic goddess with this “Best Dog Mom Ever” tea towel. Made from 100% cotton and stitched tougher than your dog’s leash on squirrel patrol, it’s perfect for kitchen duty, sass delivery, and passive-aggressively hinting that you’re the real MVP (Most Valuable Pet-parent).
Categories : Home & Living, Towels
Tag : Best Dog Mom Ever, Cotton Towel, dog mom gifts, funny kitchen towel, Tea Towel
Behold, the tea towel that does more than dry dishes—it declares your canine superiority to the entire kitchen. Made from 100% cotton and stitched with love (and probably dog hair), this towel is as absorbent as your pup is clingy. Whether you’re baking cookies or just pretending to know how to sauté, this towel adds instant tail-wagging flair to your domestic delusions.
🌟 Key Features:
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100% cotton – Softer than your dog’s ears (but don’t tell them that).
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Absorbent & fast-drying – Like your patience, but more useful.
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Hemmed edges – Because fraying is for relationships, not tea towels.
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One-sided print – You only need one side to make a statement.
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Sewn-in care label – For those who read washing instructions… aka no one.
🧽 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle. Do not bleach (even if the towel sees some questionable kitchen moments). Tumble dry low. Iron on low if you must. Do not dryclean—this isn’t a blazer.
📏 Size Guide:
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One size: 28″ × 28″
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(Also known as: large enough to dry a dish, small enough to not double as a tablecloth.)
💡 Pro Tip: Drape it over your shoulder while cooking for instant credibility. Bonus: doubles as a makeshift bib during emotional snack sessions.
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28″ × 28″ Width, in 28.00 Height, in 28.00 -