Wrap yourself in the gloriously fluffy hug of the Best Dog Mom Ever Minky Blanket, where luxury meets pet-themed pride. Whether you’re binge-watching crime docs with your pup, battling the existential dread of Mondays, or just hiding from your responsibilities—this blanket’s got you covered (literally). Crafted with ultra-fine microfiber yarns and dog-mom-approved vibes, it’s the kind of soft that makes you question if you even deserve it. (Spoiler: You do.)
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Strong, soft, and not at all judgmental about the number of dog hairs you’re hiding underneath it.
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Vibrant One-Sided Print: Your proud dog mom status printed loud and proud in crisp, vibrant glory.
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Soft & Plush: Fluffier than your pup’s freshly shampooed butt.
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Flat Folded Edge: Professionally hemmed so it doesn’t unravel like your plans to “just have one dog.”
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Three Sizes Available: For human, dog, or the two of you plus 47 throw pillows.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, because this blanket is too cool for heat. Tumble dry low—just like your standards after one too many dating apps. Do not bleach (this isn’t the 2000s). And please, no ironing—we love her just the way she is.
Size Guide:
(All measurements are approximate because perfection is a myth, and also… laundry shrinkage.)
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
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| Small | 30 | 40 |
| Medium | 40 | 60 |
| Large | 50 | 60 |
Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite beverage, an emotionally available golden retriever, and a smug “my dog is better than your kid” smile for peak comfort. Makes an amazing gift, but you’re not obligated to share. Ever.
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| 30″ × 40″ | |
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| Width, in | 30.00 |
| Length , in | 40.00 |