Best Dog Mom Ever Microfiber Duvet Cover – Because Sleeping in Dog Hair Is So Last Season
$91.53
Sleep like royalty—or at least like someone who hasn’t been elbowed by their dog all night—with the Best Dog Mom Ever Microfiber Duvet Cover. It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it practically screams, “Yes, I do let my dog sleep on the bed, and no, I won’t apologize for it.” Durable, lightweight, and so cozy you’ll start skipping brunch just to stay in bed longer. (Pillowcases not included—because your dog’s already stolen those.)
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : Best Dog Mom Ever, dog mom gifts, dog-lover bedding, funny duvet cover, pet parent humor
Who says your dog is the only one allowed to sleep in style? Introducing the Best Dog Mom Ever Microfiber Duvet Cover: so soft, you’ll wonder if you’re spooning your dog or your bedding. Designed for the unapologetically obsessed pet parent, this duvet screams “I love my dog more than most humans”—but in a chic, subtle, sleep-friendly way.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Microfiber: Lightweight, soft, and less judgmental than your neighbor’s cat.
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Invisible Zipper Closure: Because who needs visible zippers ruining the aesthetic?
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Sizes for All Humans: Whether you sleep solo or share with a 90lb lap dog, we’ve got you covered—literally.
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Pillow Cases Not Included: Sorry, your dog probably claimed them anyway.
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Insert Not Included: That’s on you, champ.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart
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No bleach—this is bedding, not a crime scene
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Tumble dry low and gently, like you’d treat your feelings
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Do not iron, unless you’re really, really into suffering
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No dry cleaning. This duvet has enough drama as it is.
Size Guide (Imperial):
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Twin: 68″ x 88″
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Twin XL: 68″ x 92″
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Queen: 88″ x 88″
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King: 104″ x 88″
(Note: Size variance up to ±3″, which is still more accurate than your dog’s idea of personal space)
Pro Tip: Pair with a matching set of dog-hair-resistant sheets and prepare to achieve Peak Dog Mom Cozy—your pup will thank you with snuggles… or snoring in your face.
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Queen Width , in 88.00 Length, in 88.00 -