Best Dog Mom Ever Arctic Fleece Blanket – For Cozy Snuggles and Questionable Life Choices
$15.33
Wrap yourself in the kind of warmth and love only a dog (or an overzealous polyester fleece) can provide. The Best Dog Mom Ever Arctic Fleece Blanket is so soft it practically licks your face—minus the dog breath. Available in three sizes for optimal couch cocooning, accidental napping, or dramatic burrito-style sulking. Snuggle in style, sip your tea, and remember: your dog thinks you’re royalty—this blanket just proves it.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
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Are you a dog mom who wants to be emotionally supported by something softer than your ex’s apologies? Wrap yourself in the ultimate cuddle companion that doesn’t shed, steal your food, or judge your third glass of wine. This Arctic fleece blanket is like a warm hug from your dog, minus the drool and suspicious smells. Available in three sizes to suit your snuggling ambition—from modest Netflix binger to full-blown “hibernation until further notice” mode.
Key Features:
🐾 100% Polyester Fleece (315gsm) – Thick, fluffy, and emotionally available.
🐾 One-Sided Print – Your masterpiece on the front, cozy fleece party in the back.
🐾 Hemmed Edges – Because even chaos needs clean lines.
🐾 Vibrant Colors – Prints so sharp they might just distract from the dog hair on your couch.
🐾 Three Sizes – From dog-sized to “bring snacks and a book, I’m not moving.”
Care Instructions:
🫧 Machine wash cold, gentle cycle – this isn’t CrossFit.
🚫 Do not bleach, unless you’re trying to start a Pinterest fail collection.
🌬️ Tumble dry low or hang it like it’s laundry day and you’re procrastinating.
🚫 Do not iron or dry clean. This blanket has standards, unlike your last situationship.
Size Guide (Imperial):
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30″ × 40″ – Puppy burrito size.
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50″ × 60″ – Solo cuddle mission approved.
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60″ × 80″ – Room for you, the dog, and your emotional baggage.
Pro Tip: Keep one in your living room, one in your car, and one at your mom’s house. Because nothing says “adulting” like being prepared to nap anywhere at any time. Also, dogs love it. But of course they do—it has your name on it.
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