🧺 Best Dog Mom Ever Boho Beach Cloth

Forget boring towels and uninspired picnic blankets—this boho beach cloth is the Beyoncé of beach gear. With enough surface area to host a charcuterie board, a golden retriever, and your delusions of tan greatness, this is the ultimate sidekick for beach days, mountain hangs, and spontaneous sun-worshipping. Crafted from lightweight polyester and sprinkled with tassel drama, it’s the perfect way to scream “I’m the Best Dog Mom Ever” without actually yelling it at strangers (again).

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Lightweight, quick-drying, and practically allergic to wrinkles.

• Massive & Majestic (38” x 81”): Fit for queens, golden retrievers, and oversized beach snacks.

• One-Sided Print: So you only have to impress from one angle.

• Knotted Tassels: Like jewelry for your towel—fancy, but make it boho.

• Screams “Instagram-worthy”: May attract compliments and/or curious seagulls.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle (because it’s classy).
Tumble dry low or air dry (let it feel the breeze, it likes that).
No bleach, no ironing, no drama.

📏 Size Guide (Imperial):

• Width: 38 inches

• Length: 81 inches

• Thickness: 0.06 inches (just enough cushion to say, “I tried.”)

💡 Pro Tip: Doubles as a picnic blanket, spontaneous curtain, or impromptu superhero cape for your dog. Bonus points if you coordinate outfits. (Matching sunglasses strongly encouraged.)

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