Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Wine Tote Bag

For the wine enthusiast who believes dogs make the best excuses and Pinot should never travel solo. This custom neoprene wine tote keeps your bottle safe, stylish, and slightly chilled—whether you’re heading to a picnic, dinner party, or dramatic rooftop exit. With an all-over print that screams “quirky sophistication” and a grip soft enough to make your wine feel hugged, this tote does the heavy sipping for you.

Key Features:

• 100% Neoprene – Keeps your wine cozy and temperature-stable, just like a little jacket for your Merlot.

• Fits a 750ml–1L Bottle – Whether you’re classy or “just one more glassy.”

• All-Over Print – Your love for dogs and wine deserves full-coverage art, not half-baked minimalism.

• Soft-Grip Handles – Your wine shouldn’t suffer the indignity of a rough commute.

• Black Trim & Interior – Because a wine bag should match your soul… and your favorite yoga pants.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
Do not bleach, do not iron, and absolutely do not dry clean—this is wine we’re talking about, not a ball gown. Line dry only like the elegant chaos it is.

Size Guide:

Width: 6.5″
Height: 15.25″
(Big enough for your favorite bottle, but not big enough to fit a chihuahua. Trust us, we tried.)

Pro Tip: Show up with this bag and a bottle of wine, and you’ll be the life of the party—especially if the dog is real. Bonus points if you name the bottle. 🍷🐶

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