Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Weekender Bag

Perfect for the kind of weekend that starts with plans and ends with a spontaneous dog-petting session. This oversized Weekender Bag is roomy enough to fit your essentials, your non-essentials, and the guilt you carry for being late to brunch (again). With durable spun polyester on the outside, a comfy cotton blend inside, and rope handles sturdy enough to carry your emotional baggage too, it’s the ideal travel buddy for all your dog-distracted adventures.

Key Features:

• 100% Spun Polyester Exterior – Wrinkle-resistant, just like your dog’s soul.

• Oversized for Overpackers – Because you need three outfits for one day.

• Rope Handles – Stylish, nautical, and strong enough to withstand a snack-fueled tug-of-war.

• Cream Sheeting Interior Lining – Classy and cottony, with just enough polyester to keep things chill.

• Made in the USA (Assembled with Global Sass) – Like a cosmopolitan dog who only drinks filtered puddle water.

Care Instructions:

Remove everything (yes, even the dog treats), treat visible stains like you treat unsolicited advice – with detergent and a bristle brush – then let it air dry like it’s relaxing on a hammock in Malibu.

Size Guide:

• Length: 24″ – That’s two dozen donuts long.

• Height: 13″ – Slightly taller than your average seated chihuahua.

• Width: 5.5″ – Enough space to sneak in a small dog (not that we’re suggesting it).

• Handle Height: 11.42″ – Comfortable enough to sling over your shoulder while power-walking toward your fourth iced coffee.

Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with your go-to yoga pants, messy bun, and that story about the time you missed a meeting because you had to rescue a stray (or so you claimed).

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