Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Vintage Caps (Embroidery)
$33.08
Forget showing up on time — show up in style instead. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Vintage Cap is the ultimate headgear for professional dog spotters and casual life avoiders. With its delightfully distressed look (like your email inbox) and a fit so comfortable it feels like a soft excuse wrapped around your head, this hat is ready to crown your every late entrance with undeniable charm.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : Can’t Resist Dogs Accessories, Dog Spotting Fashion, Late But Stylish, Sorry I’m Late Hat, Vintage Dog Lover Cap
This isn’t just a cap — it’s a vintage adventure for your head. Made of 100% cotton twill and pre-distressed like your favorite pair of jeans (or your life choices), this low-profile beauty comes ready to make you look effortlessly cool. Complete with antique brass-finished hardware and an attitude that says, “Yeah, I’ve seen some things,” this hat fits anyone who thinks punctuality is optional when dogs are involved.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: Authentic old-school vibes straight outta a time machine (or a very stylish garage sale).
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Unstructured, Low Profile: Relaxed, casual, and way cooler than trying too hard.
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Distressed Vintage Effect: Because perfection is boring. Minor color differences = major bragging rights.
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Metal Snap Buckle: Adjustable with an antique brass finish because we’re classy like that.
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Six Sewn Eyelets: Your scalp deserves a breeze too, not just the drama.
Care Instructions:
- Use warm water and dish soap to gently spot clean.
- No need to drown the poor thing.
- For stubborn stains, give it a light scrub with a soft bristle brush.
- Pro tip: A distressed hat doesn’t need to look too clean. It’s called character.
Size Guide:
(Because one size does NOT fit all foreheads equally)
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Circumference: 18.50″ – 23.23″ (For tiny noggins to big ol’ think tanks)
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Height: 4.33″ (Your tall hair will survive.)
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Width: 7.09″
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Panel Height: 2.83″
Pro Tip: Rock this cap like you discovered a new breed of dog AND made it fashion. Extra style points if you pair it with sunglasses and an aloof glance toward the horizon.
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One size Circumference, in 18.50 – 23.23 Height, in 4.33 Width, in 7.09 Panel height, in 2.83 -