Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Vanity Plate
$10.27
Running late? Blame it on your true priorities—dogs! This “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” vanity plate is made of sturdy aluminum and louder than your car’s muffler. Slap it on your ride (or your wall) and let the world know you’ve got your eyes on the real traffic jams: furry distractions.
Categories : Accessories, Car Accessories
Tag : canine chaos couture, custom license plate, dog lover vanity plate, funny car accessories, sorry I’m late humor
Forget boring bumper-to-bumper existence—announce your true priorities to the world with the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” vanity plate! Crafted from 100% durable aluminum (because plastic is for people who don’t brake for squirrels), this plate fits any vehicle or even your gallery wall of questionable life choices. Easy to install with pre-drilled holes—no engineering degree required! Warning: may cause excessive smiling at stoplights.
Key Features:
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100% Aluminum: Strong enough to survive road trips, coffee spills, and existential crises.
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Vibrant Colors: Because your dog obsession deserves to be seen from orbit.
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Pre-drilled Holes: Attach it like a professional… or at least look like one.
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Standard Size: 12″ x 6″ — a universal size for cars, garages, or shrine rooms dedicated to dogs.
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Assembled in the USA: Freedom and dogs, the American dream.
Care Instructions:
Give it a wipe with a damp cloth and a gentle pep talk if it looks tired. Avoid using sandpaper or your neighbor’s judgment.
Size Guide:
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Width: 12″
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Height: 6″
(Translation: Fits perfectly and makes you look like you have life figured out.)
Pro Tip: Pair it with a car air freshener shaped like a dog for maximum canine commitment vibes. Bonus: strangers at the gas station will instantly know you’re cooler than them.
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12″ × 6″ Width, in 12.00 Height , in 6.00 -