Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog UV Phone Sanitizer and Wireless Charging Pad

Let’s be honest—your phone is basically a pocket-sized biohazard. But fear not, because this 2-in-1 UV phone sanitizer and wireless charging pad is here to zap the gross away and power up your device like the hygiene hero it is. In just 90 seconds, you can fry 99% of those invisible freeloaders. Want the deluxe spa treatment? Hit it with the 5-minute deep cleanse while you justify being late (again) because a labradoodle gave you puppy eyes.

All while your phone gets wirelessly charged. Yes, we’re that efficient now.

✨ Key Features:

• UV Germicidal LEDs (270–280 nm): Science! But make it deadly… to germs.

• Fast or Deep Clean Modes:
  90 seconds for “oops I dropped it on the gym floor.”
  5 minutes for “I let a toddler lick it.”

• Dual Functionality: Cleans and charges. Basically, the multitasker you aspire to be.

• Fits More Than Phones: Also great for keys, cards, glasses, and questionable life choices.

• Safe Design: Auto shut-off when lid opens, so you don’t tan your fingertips.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wipe with a clean, dry cloth

• Do not submerge in water

• Do not attempt to sanitize your love life in this device

📏 Size Guide:

• Width: 5.00″ – Wider than your trust issues

• Depth: 1.50″ – Just deep enough to bury those germs

• Length: 8.00″ – Long enough to fit the oversized phone you keep dropping

💡 Pro Tip: Pop your phone in for a zap right before a Zoom call. You’ll be freshly charged, 99% germ-free, and emotionally no more prepared than usual. Also, makes an epic gift for germaphobes, techies, or anyone who’s ever said, “Can I just set this on your charger real quick?”

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