Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tote Bag (AOP)

Because being punctual is overrated when there’s a floofy stranger on the sidewalk. This tote bag doesn’t just carry your essentials—it carries your priorities: dogs first, everything else second. Made from durable polyester that can survive your spontaneous dog-chasing detours, it’s the perfect blend of fashion, function, and unapologetic pet obsession.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Body – Tougher than your willpower at a dog adoption event.
• 5 Handle Color Options – Match your mood, your outfit, or your dog’s bandana.
• Boxed Corners – For that oh-so-satisfying, roomy bottom that can hold snacks… or more snacks.
• Reinforced Stitching on Handles – Strong enough to haul a week’s worth of errands and that impulse dog toy.
• Seamless Thread Magic – Invisible reinforcements that scream “I have my life together” (but don’t check the inside).

Care Instructions:

Remove your dog treats and mystery gum wrappers. Spot treat like your inner clean freak commands. Use a terry cloth and warm, soapy water. Let it air dry like the eco-friendly icon you are.

Size Guide:

• Small (13×13″) – Ideal for a quick grocery run or a collection of tennis balls.
• Medium (16×16″) – Your go-to for everyday schlepping.
• Large (18×18″) – For serious errands or a portable shrine to your dog.
All sizes come with 28.74″ handles, aka shoulder-huggers.

Pro Tip: This tote also makes an excellent excuse for being late to anything. Just point to the text, shrug dramatically, and walk away like the legend you are.

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