Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tea Towel
$18.87
Always late, always fabulous. This 100% cotton tea towel is perfect for drying dishes, covering culinary disasters, or dramatically storming out of the kitchen. Soft, sassy, and printed with your favorite excuse — because when dogs appear, time stops.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog lover gift, excuse towel, funny tea towel, kitchen drama essentials, late because dog
Add instant sass and canine class to your kitchen with this ultra-soft, 100% cotton tea towel. Whether you’re drying dishes, wiping up coffee spills, or just flailing it around for dramatic effect when your sourdough collapses, this towel’s got your back. It’s printed on one side — because minimalism is still in, sort of — and made to make your kitchen 78% more whimsical (based on a study I just made up).
🧵 Key Features:
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100% Cotton, Baby Soft. Durable. Naturally absorbent. Just like your dog when they’re soaking wet and sitting on your couch.
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One Size to Rule Them All, A glorious 28″ × 28″ square. That’s bigger than your dreams of becoming a baking influencer.
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Hemmed Edges, Professionally sewn like it’s headed to a black-tie towel gala. No unraveling nonsense here.
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Design on One Side Only, Just enough flair to say “I’m quirky” without screaming “I have a Pinterest problem.”
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Pre-Constructed, Size May Vary Slightly, Like most of us during the holidays.
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Sewn-In Care Label, Because adulting means not shrinking your towel into a potholder.
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Responsibly Sourced from Pakistan, Global towel adventures — now on your kitchen rail.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F) on gentle cycle
- No bleach — this isn’t a crime scene
- Tumble dry on low unless you like shrinky-dinks
- Iron on low for that Martha Stewart energy
- Do not dry clean unless you’re feeling extremely extra
📏 Size Guide:
This tea towel comes in a generously sized 28″ x 28″ square — big enough to dry a mountain of dishes, cover a tray of freshly baked cookies, or dramatically toss over your shoulder while delivering a monologue about burnt lasagna. It’s the perfect size for kitchen chaos and culinary flair alike.
💡 Pro Tip: Hang this towel where everyone can see it — not because it’s functional (it is), but because it makes your personality look adorably chaotic in a dog-loving, late-arriving, artisan-bread-burning kind of way. Bonus points if you use it to dramatically shoo people out of your kitchen like a Victorian ghost.
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