Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tablecloths

Set the scene, serve the sass. This stylish tablecloth doesn’t just protect your table — it protects your reputation as someone who values both canine encounters and well-dressed dinner surfaces. Whether you’re hosting a formal soirée or just covering up last night’s pizza stains, this cotton twill wonder brings charm, durability, and unapologetic personality to the table (literally).

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Twill: Stronger than your will to not pet every dog you see. Smooth, resilient, and classy — like a tablecloth that went to finishing school.

• Fade-Resistant Print: Your excuses may fade, but this print never will.

• Two Size Options:

  • Square (58″ × 58″) – for intimate gatherings or impressing your cat.

  • Long (58″ × 102″) – for dramatic feasts, large families, or an unreasonable number of charcuterie boards.

• Hemmed Edges: Professionally stitched because frayed edges are for emotional breakdowns, not table linens.

• One-Sided Print: All the glory is on top — just like the icing on your cake or the dog hair on your black pants.

• White Thread Color: Neutral, elegant, and judging your silverware placement ever so subtly.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle with mild detergent

• No bleach — this isn’t a crime scene

• Line dry for best results (and dramatic garden aesthetic)

📏 Size Guide:

This tablecloth comes in two sizes to fit your dining vibe:

• 58″ x 58″ – A perfect square for small tables, game nights, or spontaneous tarot readings.

• 58″ x 102″ – A grand rectangle ideal for family feasts, brunch spreads, or emotionally charged dinner parties.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with matching sass: get the tea towel and coasters too and build the ultimate “Sorry I’m Late, I Saw a Dog” dinner experience. Bonus: it’s a conversation starter and a spill hider — multitasking, but make it fabulous.

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