Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Tablecloth
$33.13
Set the table, forget the rules, and bring on the chaos—with a tablecloth that screams, “Yes, I saw a dog and forgot everything else, including how to host.” Made of soft, durable polyester and printed louder than your aunt at Thanksgiving, this 55″ square masterpiece is perfect for dinners, game nights, or spontaneous dog photoshoots. Bon appétit and bow wow.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dining room chaos, dinner distraction, dog lover decor, funny tablecloth, paws and polyester
Finally, a tablecloth that says, “I was going to be productive… but then a dog happened.” Whether you’re throwing a dinner party or just covering the evidence of last week’s mystery stains, this tablecloth’s vibrant design and “oops I forgot I was an adult” energy will be the centerpiece your kitchen didn’t know it needed. Light, soft, polyester – just like your excuses for not folding laundry.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Sturdier than your willpower at a dog park.
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Full-Print: Yep, edge-to-edge – your wildest designs in glorious, uninterrupted chaos.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed so bright even your guests will need shades and compliments ready.
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Lightweight: As breezy as your intention to only have one cookie.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, bleach only if your life depends on it.
- Do not iron (it’s 2025, who’s ironing?), and keep it out of the dry cleaner’s clutches.
Size Guide:
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One Size (55.1″ x 55.1″) – Perfect for small square tables, impromptu forts, or dramatic cape exits after dessert.
Pro Tip: Pairs well with wine, cheese, and elaborate stories about the dog you “almost” adopted.
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One size Height, in 55.12 Length, in 55.12 -