Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Table Runner (Cotton, Poly)

Make your dinner table the talk of the (dog) park with this delightfully disobedient table runner. Whether you’re hosting a formal soirée or just trying to hide that suspicious spaghetti stain, this stylish runner has your back—and your table’s front. Available in cotton twill for the classic kitchen couture vibe or polyester for the “Oops-I-spilled-again” crowd, it’s as functional as it is fashionable. Plus, it’s got hemmed edges so even your dog can’t unravel your aesthetic (well, probably).

Key Features:

• 🐾 Two Materials, One Mission: Polyester for bright & bold, cotton twill for chic & chill

• 🐾 Two Sizes: Choose your length like you choose your pizza slice—strategically

• 🐾 Hemmed for Survival: No frays, just flair

• 🐾 One-Sided Print: Because even tables deserve a good side

• 🐾 Dog-approved (Probably): Makes your food taste 27% more adorable*

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) on gentle cycle with mild detergent.
• No bleach, no drama.
• Line dry like you’re in a detergent commercial.

Size Guide:

• 16″ × 72″ – Perfect for modest tables or overly ambitious kitchen islands

• 16″ × 90″ – For those who host Thanksgiving like it’s a competitive sport

Pro Tip: Pair with chaotic family dinners, perfectly burned toast, or your dog photobombing every meal photo.

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