Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Snapback (Embroidery)

Who needs punctuality when you can have style and dog-related distractions? Meet your new favorite Snapback – built tough like your determination to pet every dog you meet. With its high-profile, 6-panel structure and timeless flat visor, this cap screams, “I’m cool… and also late because dogs.” Adjustable for those days when your ego is slightly bigger than your head.

Key Features:

• Structured Coolness: Six panels of pure “I have my life together” energy… even if you don’t.

• Adjustable Snapback: Because no two heads (or egos) are shaped alike.

• Grey Under Visor: So stylish, even your hat’s shade throws shade.

• Dog-Approved Fabric: 85% acrylic and 15% wool – fancy enough for humans, sturdy enough for spontaneous dog encounters.

• All-Weather Ambition: 8 rows of brim stitching to endure whatever life (or slobbery dogs) throws at you.

Care Instructions:

Treat it like a suspiciously clean dog:

• Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.

• Use a soft brush for stubborn spots.

• No full baths necessary (leave that for the dogs).

Size Guide:

• Circumference: 20.50″ – 24.25″ (Enough room for big thoughts.)

• Height: 4.5″ (High-profile = high fashion.)

• Visor Width: 2.62″ (Because squinting is not stylish.)

• Visor Length: 7.12″ (For dramatic shade-throwing.)
  (One size fits most noggins. If yours is the size of a small planet, we apologize.)

Pro Tip: Wearing this hat gives you a legally unofficial excuse for being late. Bonus points if you also carry a treat bag for spontaneous furry friend encounters. 🐾

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