Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Rubber Yoga Mat

Let’s face it: yoga is hard. But you know what’s harder? Focusing when you just saw a dog. This mat gets you. It’s your emotional support rectangle for downward dog distractions, inner peace pursuits, and inevitable mid-stretch snack breaks. Crafted for the dog-obsessed yogi with a sense of humor and tight hamstrings.

Key Features:

🧘‍♀️ Anti-Slip Backing – Because falling out of tree pose is so 2022.
🪶 Lightweight Design – Easy to carry, even if you’re also holding a latte and existential dread.
🐾 Microfiber Suede Top – Soft enough to nap on mid-session. Just saying.
🌈 Edge-to-Edge Print – Covers the entire mat so your design isn’t limited by capitalism or borders.
🎒 Includes Carrying Strap – For when you’re pretending this is the year you finally use your gym membership.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean like it’s got yoga secrets. Just soap, water, and gentle judgment.
• Avoid direct sunlight unless you want it to slowly fade like your ambition to ever master crow pose.

Size Guide:

🧘‍♂️ One size fits all:

• Length: 70″ – Long enough for your practice and your problems.

• Width: 24″ – Just wide enough to keep you from rolling into a plant.

• Thickness: 0.12″ – Plush but not marshmallow-level indulgent.

Pro Tip: Channel your inner zen. If you can hold Warrior III while making eye contact with a golden retriever walking by, you’re basically enlightened.

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