Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Quake Wireless Charging Pad
$15.80
Because your phone deserves better than a tangled cord and a boring charger. This wireless charging pad delivers 5W of lazy, touch-free energy—perfect for powering up while you explain (again) that a dachshund stole your attention span.
Categories : Accessories, Tech Accessories
Tag : dog excuse tech gear, funny wireless charger, late but fully powered, quirky charging pad, sarcastic phone accessory
Your schedule may be shaky, but your charging game doesn’t have to be. The Quake Wireless Charging Pad delivers 5W of touch-free power, keeping your phone topped up while you try to explain to your boss (again) that a golden retriever blocked your path. It’s lightweight, vibrantly printed, and compatible with most iPhones and Androids—basically, it’s everything your ex wasn’t: dependable, sleek, and doesn’t ghost.
✨ Key Features:
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Durable Double-Wall Plastic: Tough enough to survive drops, clumsy coffee spills, and dramatic sighs.
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5W Wireless Charging: Works with iPhones, Androids, and possibly your patience (no promises).
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Vibrant Full-Color Print: Bright, bold, and just distracting enough to match your chaotic energy.
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USB to Micro USB Cable Included (11.8”): Because what’s wireless charging without at least one wire?
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Lightweight at 3.2 oz: Carry it anywhere. Even to the place you were supposed to be 20 minutes ago.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Unplug before cleaning (you wild thing).
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Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth.
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Do not soak, snack on, or let your dog use it as a chew toy.
📏 Size Guide:
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Diameter: 2.72″ – roughly the size of your third coffee coaster.
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Thickness: 0.35″ – slimmer than your excuses.
💡 Pro Tip: Want maximum “OMG I love your charger” energy? Match it with a dog-themed phone case and a coffee-stained alibi. This pad also makes the perfect gift for that friend who is always late and always low on battery… so basically, everyone.
#ChargedNotChased #DogAteMyBattery #LateButElectrified #ExcusePoweredCharging #WiredForWhimsy
2.75″ x 2.75″ Diameter, in 2.72 Thickness, in 0.35 -