Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Poly Twill Napkin

Forget boring linens — this napkin is here to wipe away crumbs and judgment. Whether you’re throwing a dinner party, hosting brunch, or just eating cereal with flair, this polyester twill masterpiece makes every meal a statement. Fade-resistant, machine-washable, and proudly flaunting your favorite excuse, it’s the dining detail you didn’t know you needed.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Twill: Strong, durable, and holds its shape better than your last relationship.

• Fade-Resistant & Fabulous: Because your excuses and your table décor should never fade.

• One-Sided Print: All the charm on one side — just like your best selfie angle.

• Hemmed Edges: Professionally sewn so it doesn’t unravel like your patience when someone asks, “Why were you late?”

• Two Size Options

  • 10″ × 10” – Ideal for cocktails, casual snacks, or dramatic monologue dabbing.

  • 22″ × 22” – For dinner settings, holiday feasts, or building a tiny fort of denial.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) on gentle cycle

• Use mild detergent, skip the bleach

• Line dry to avoid napkin shrinkage and emotional damage

• Iron only if you’re feeling unnecessarily responsible

📏 Size Guide:

Choose your napkin mood:

• Small (10″ × 10″) – Light snacks, light shade.

• Large (22″ × 22″) – Full meals, full drama.

Both sizes are designed to hold crumbs and character.

💡 Pro Tip: Mix and match sizes for maximum chaos at the table. Place one on each plate as a polite warning that yes, you were late, and no, you’re not sorry. Bonus: they double as conversation starters and emergency dog-spotting flags.

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