Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Poker Playing Cards
$14.37
The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Poker Playing Cards are here to ruin friendships and improve your bluffing game—all while showcasing your deeply relatable priorities. Printed on smooth, premium cardstock and packed in a sleek acrylic box, this deck is the perfect excuse to lose track of time and the game. Dogs first, poker second, dignity third.
Categories : Accessories, Sports & Games
Tag : canine card game, dog lover gifts, dog poker cards, funny poker night, novelty playing cards
Let’s be honest, poker night just got 1,000% cooler. Why? Because your deck now features the iconic excuse of dog-loving procrastinators everywhere. These custom poker cards don’t just look fabulous – they’re smooth, premium, and ready to be slapped down like your opponent’s dignity after a royal flush. Comes with 52 standard cards, 2 jokers (who may or may not also be late because they saw a dog), and unlimited style points.
Key Features:
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🎴 52 Cards + 2 Jokers: All the tools you need to bluff your way through a game night.
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💅 300gsm Smooth Coated Cardstock: As slick as your poker face.
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🔁 Perfect for Shuffling: Unless you’re one of those chaotic shufflers – you know who you are.
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🐶 Back Design: Printed with your favorite canine-centric design because dogs > poker.
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🧊 Clear Acrylic Box: Sleek, protective, and doubles as a fancy fidget toy during dramatic pauses.
Care Instructions:
- To avoid a dusty deck, gently wipe with a dry cloth from the center outward.
- If your cards are sticky, someone brought snacks.
- Find them.
- Judge them.
Size Guide:
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Standard Card Size: 2.5″ x 3.5″ (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm)
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Fits neatly in your hand or dramatically tossed onto the table.
Pro Tip: If you lose the game, just yell “LOOK, A DOG!” and swipe some chips while everyone turns their head. Works 60% of the time, every time.
#SorryNotSorryDog #PokerFaceWho #DealMeInDogFirst #AllInForDogs #HighStakesTailWags
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