Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Poker Cards
$12.47
The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” poker cards are here to ruin your poker face and delight your dog-loving soul. Featuring a full deck of 52 cards (plus 2 jokers for when you need emotional support), this UV-coated set is built for serious games and even more serious distractions. Deal ‘em out, just don’t blame us when you fold mid-hand to watch a poodle chase its tail.
Categories : Accessories, Sports & Games
Tag : canine card game, dog-themed poker cards, funny gift for dog lovers, poker night gone to the dogs, woof-worthy playing cards
Whether you’re bluffing your way through a royal flush or just playing Go Fish with Grandma, this custom poker deck is the ultimate way to flex your design skills while pretending you didn’t just chase a dog across the yard. With 52 cards and 2 jokers (just like your exes), these UV-coated beauties are as durable as your ability to feign poker face after spotting a corgi mid-game.
Key Features:
• 300gsm UV-Coated Paper – As glossy and resistant as your last attempt at emotional vulnerability.
• 52 Cards + 2 Jokers – Because chaos requires options.
• One Back Design for All Cards – Uniform, like your excuses for why you’re late.
• White Storage Box – Sleek, simple, and perfect for hiding your bluffing shame.
• Customizable Back – Slap your dog’s face on every card and pretend he’s your lucky charm.Care Instructions:
- Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth.
- Avoid dropping them in your drink, or worse—your opponent’s drink.
Size Guide:
• Card Size: 2.5″ x 3.7″ – Pocket-sized lies wrapped in delightful canine distractions.
Pro Tip: Use these cards to distract opponents with adorable dog-themed backs—because nothing ruins concentration like a golden retriever in a fedora. Great for game nights, dog lovers, or anyone looking to add a touch of absurd charm to high-stakes drama.
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2.5″ x 3.7″ Width, in 2.52 Length , in 3.70