Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Placemat 1pc
$14.77
Keep your dinner table classy, sassy, and just a little bit obsessed with dogs. This “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” cotton placemat is here to protect your table from spaghetti splashes and awkward political conversations—all while screaming refined chaos in bold, one-sided print. It’s durable, adorable, and 100% cotton… unlike your last relationship.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : cotton twill chaos, dog-themed placemat, funny dining accessories, quirky kitchen decor, table fashion statement
Elevate your dining experience from “meh” to “marvelous” with this single, sassy cotton placemat. Perfect for anyone who wants to eat spaghetti in style while declaring their love for dogs and chaos. Made from durable cotton twill and built to survive everything from gravy spills to existential dinner conversations, it’s a dinner table essential for the mildly civilized.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: Tougher than your aunt’s meatloaf and twice as charming.
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One-Sided Print: Because some things are best left mysterious (like the back of this placemat).
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Double-Layer Construction: Strong enough to withstand both casseroles and unsolicited political debates.
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Hemmed Edges: Sewn like grandma’s disapproval—permanent and tidy.
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Fade-Resistant: Just like your love for carbs.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your heart on Monday mornings.
- No bleach—this isn’t a crime scene.
- Tumble dry low or let it air-dry while it contemplates life.
- Iron on low if you’re feeling fancy.
- Do not dry clean (seriously, it doesn’t need that level of spa treatment).
Size Guide:
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18″ x 14″ – Just big enough to stage a romantic meal or hold all your snacks while rewatching reality TV.
Pro Tip: Pair with matching sarcasm and a wine glass that’s at least 75% full for optimal dinner table performance.
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18″ × 14″ Width, in 18.00 Length, in 14.00 -