Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pickleball Kit
$53.63
Show up fashionably late and fabulously equipped with the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pickleball Kit—because nothing says “athletic excellence” like getting distracted by puppies en route to the court. Comes with 2 wooden paddles, 2 balls, and a carry bag so you can pretend you planned this whole sporty thing. Also doubles as a conversation starter, especially when you inevitably stop mid-match to pet another dog.
Categories : Accessories, Sports & Games
Tag : dog distractions, Funny sports gear, I saw a dog, Pickleball excuses, Procrastination accessories
Ever been distracted by a dog on your way to a competitive pickleball match? Us too. That’s why we created the ultimate “oops-I-got-distracted-by-cuteness” excuse and sports accessory all in one. This kit comes with 2 wooden paddles, 2 balls, and enough flair to make your opponents forget you were 15 minutes late and still won. Plus, it comes in a handy bag so you can carry it to the court—or to the park where the actual dog was spotted.
Key Features:
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🏓 100% Wood Paddles – Strong enough for a match, soft enough not to cry when you miss.
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🧵 Poly-Cotton Handle – For the grip you didn’t know you needed while defending your honor.
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🎨 Double-Sided Print – Your design shines, no matter which side you swing at the air.
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🎒 Portable Carry Bag – Because chasing dogs and pickleball dreams shouldn’t be mutually exclusive.
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🎾 Includes 2 Paddles & 2 Balls – Everything you need except hand-eye coordination.
Care Instructions:
Wipe down with a damp cloth or soft brush to remove paw prints, snack crumbs, and sweat from your dramatic comebacks.
Size Guide:
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Paddle width: 7.5 in
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Paddle height: 15.5 in
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Translation: Big enough to hit the ball, small enough to miss it stylishly.
Pro Tip: Perfect for players, dog lovers, or both. Bonus points if you yell “Squirrel!” mid-match just to keep things interesting.
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7.5” × 15.5” Width, in 7.50 Height, in 15.50 -