Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pet Tank Top
$27.85
Equal parts fashion statement and furry excuse generator. This cotton pet tank top hugs your dog’s curves (and chaos), keeps them cute, comfy, and entirely unapologetic about making you late—again.
Categories : Accessories, Pets
Tag : dog lover pet clothing, excuse themed pet apparel, funny dog tank top, late but stylishly sleeveless, sarcastic dog fashion
Finally, a tank top for pets who strut like they own the sidewalk—and let’s be honest, they do. Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton (or a touch of polyester if you’re feeling heathered), this soft, breathable tank is perfect for warm weather strolls, winter layering, or showing off your pup’s “I’m the reason you’re late” vibe. Designed for small to mid-sized dogs who think they’re influencers and run a tighter schedule than you do.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Combed Ringspun Cotton: Solid colors are ultra-soft, durable, and built for drama. Heather options include 7% polyester because even fashion has mood swings.
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Rib-Knit Elastic Fabric: Flexible enough to handle zoomies, spontaneous naps, and the occasional squirrel chase.
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Double-Needle Ribbed Binding: Keeps it stylish, fitted, and fray-free—unlike your patience at the dog park.
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EasyTear™ Label: Because no one likes a scratchy tag. Especially not a diva in a tank top.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Tumble dry low
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No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning—this isn’t Paris Fashion Week
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Pro tip: Remove before mud wrestling (unless you’re into abstract art)
📏 Size Guide:
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Medium (M) – For petite posers. Great for small dogs who love attention and still fit in a tote (or think they should).
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Large (L) – For mid-sized mutts with main character energy. Perfect for corgis, Frenchies, and dogs who walk like they own the block.
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Extra Large (XL) – For chunky chests and fluff-forward fashionistas. Great for bigger breeds who still expect to be carried.
💡 Pro Tip: This tank is perfect for dogs who hate jackets but still want to stunt on the sidewalk. Add a matching excuse-themed bandana or hoodie for the full “Sorry I’m fabulous and late” effect. Bonus: makes every walk a fashion show. Bring treats. And paparazzi.
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M L XL Length, in 10.00 12.00 15.50 Height, in 7.24 8.23 9.25 Collar width, in 5.37 6.50 9.00 -