Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pet Feeding Mats

Let’s face it—your pet doesn’t “eat,” they perform high-speed food demolition. Enter this gloriously absorbent, non-slip feeding mat to handle the aftermath of every meal like a culinary crime scene investigator. Shaped like bones or fish (because, yes, they’re that fancy), these mats stay put during even the most dramatic dinner spins and clean up like a dream. One-sided print means all the mess goes on the stage, not the spotlight.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Outer-Layer: Stronger than your dog’s desire to bark at nothing. Durable, fast-drying, and ready for the mess.

• 100% Polyurethane Memory Foam Core: Soaks up spills, drool, and dignity (yours or theirs, we don’t judge).

• Anti-Slip Backing: Keeps the mat in place, even when your cat insists on breakdancing mid-bite.

• Soft & Plush Surface: Feels like a cloud. Functions like a sponge. Performs like a hero.

• Available in Fun Shapes & Sizes:

  • Bone Shape: 19″ × 14″ & 30″ × 18″

  • Fish Shape: 19″ × 14″
    Perfect for pups, kitties, and any pet that considers the floor part of their meal plan.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth

• Spot clean with cold water only (detergent = diva drama)

• Do not machine wash unless you enjoy adventures in fabric rebellion

📏 Size Guide:

• Bone Shape – Small (19″ × 14″) – For tiny chompers with big appetites. Ideal for small dogs, cats, or snack-slingers who eat like it’s a sport.

• Bone Shape – Large (30″ × 18″) – For the enthusiastic food-flinger. Perfect for medium to large dogs who treat mealtime like a full-body workout.

• Fish Shape – One Size (19″ × 14″) – For feline gourmets and seafood daydreamers. Great for cats or dogs who like their dining space to be as dramatic as they are.

💡 Pro Tip: These mats make perfect gifts for pet parents tired of wiping floors after every feeding frenzy. Also ideal for upgrading the “fine dining” section of your kitchen corner—bonus points if it matches your pet’s ego.

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